Squash goatee


13 Responses to “Squash goatee”

  1. 1 Liza

    He looks like an itty-bitty scruffy hipster! I LOVE this picture.

  2. 2 LesbianDad

    I totally see the lyrical, politically insightful, emotionally expressive, acoustic guitar-playing heart-throb in there behind the organic butternut squash. But then maybe I’m projecting.

  3. 3 Liza

    No no, I see it too! I see as-yet-unborn teenage girls swooning and melting into those eyes. Maybe boys too, but for whatever reason, in this vision, I’m seeing girls.

  4. 4 LesbianDad

    Well, dear Liza, dear Liza, I’m afraid you and I are both fairly out in the open on this one: with visions that entail swooning, we tend to see girls. I’m just saying.

  5. 5 Chris

    I’m glad to see we’re not the only ones who let our son’s curly hair run wild.

    He is absolutely, adorably cute.

  6. 6 LesbianDad

    Thank you, Chris. I sez, let ‘er rip. I’m thinkin, early Robert Plant:

    I may encourage him to button up his shirt in public, though. Except on hot days and in discotheques.

  7. 7 directorgrrl

    lordy that child looks like his mama.
    love this blog, i read it religiously.
    speaking of religious. he looks like an angel. and angel of the butternut squash

  8. 8 LesbianDad

    Thank you, DG!

    I write it religiously! Even if oftentimes I am Fallen, and can barely get up. (You should see the backlog of unwritten essays circling the airport of my mind! Whadda mess!)

    Stand by for cheese-bag PhotoShopped image of a butternut squash with angel’s wings.
    (When time permits.)

    And yes: thank the goddesses the beloved got a little likeness off on one of her spawn. Eighteen months heaving and ho’ing them around, plus squeezing each one of ‘em out (@ 9lbs each!). She’s gotta get some kinda bennies.

  9. 9 virgotex

    Robert Plant? I was gonna go more with a Woody Guthrie vibe?

  10. 10 LesbianDad

    Yeah. I guess not so acoustic. But Woody’s hair isn’t frizzy enough. Mebbe Bob Dylan?

  11. 11 violetta

    Mebbe Cate Blanchett at Bob in the upcoming “I’m not there”?

    I bet you could toss together a Bob Dylan halloweenie outfit with guitar, shades, harmonica and brace plus matching black pants and pea coat.

  12. 12 violetta

    Oops crikey meant Cate “as” Bob…the perils of posting swiftly @ work.

  13. 13 LesbianDad

    Sorry I didn’t catch that. Perils of moderating swiftly @ work. Really I strive to be a gracious host, and fixing typos ought to be included along with tasty appetizers, appropriate lighting, and the right kind of background music played not too loudly.

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